Here are some fun snippets from the conversation:
"Hi! My name is Stacy and I'm getting married July 24th, I needed to book a hotel room for my husband and I."
Reservation blah blah blah credit card number blah blah blah
"So how many people will be staying in that room with you?"
"Um...2? It's our wedding night? Other people would be super creepy."
"You know, you're right, it would. I have to ask though. Stupid questions."
Reservation blah blah blah
"So is this going to be your first time?"
"My first time...what? My first time what?"
"You know, your first wedding."
"Whew. Yes, my first wedding!"